I have been accused of recycling rhetoric from Rush Limbaugh and Fox News. I have probably not listened to 15 minutes of Rush Limbaugh in the past ten years. He is a buffoon for a misguided radical wing of the Republican Party. I have heard many sound bytes from his show, most of them amuse me.
I am rather eclectic in my news channel watching. I do watch Fox News, but none of the prime time pablum. Fox is pure genius because they put a good looking chick in a short skirt sitting on a couch. Who knows what the heck she's saying? Early in the morning, I catch RedEye on Fox, which also amuses me. As you can see, I am easily amused. Nancy Grace doesn't amuse me. She may be the most annoying woman I have ever heard.
There are no statesmen left, but there are buffoons abounding. Rush is one for the right, along with O'Reilly and Glenn Beck. The left wing has its share also. The problem is that when you out them, you are labeled a hate monger, who is subversive to all things just. Well, what the hell, here goes.
Number one on my list is Keith Olberman. He is the main cheerleader for the liberals and President Obama. When I mention the word "lickfest" I can see Olberman's tongue. The "woman" that follows him, Rachel Maddow, is cut from the same cloth as Olberman; except she is not as intelligent, but much more manly. They both amuse me. Lastly, and I hesitate because it is so easy and may be a cheap shot ------- Joe Biden. I like Mr. Biden, but Joe, count to three before responding to anything anyone says.
There are many other buffoons, which I will go into at a later date. I will however let you know who my biggest buffoon is. It may surprise you, but I hope not. Many of you have a preconceived notion that I am somewhere to the right of Attilla the Hun, that is not the case. I am a fiscal conservative, but I am all over the place on other issues. I am anti-abortion and anti death penalty. I am for legalization (decriminalization) of drugs. I am against vouchers in schools. I am against nationalized health care and against bailouts. I am a laissez-faire economist that believes the government should stay out of our business.
Now for my biggest buffoon -------------------the governor of the State of Texas Rick Perry. This is the kind of aggie that the other aggies say, "Damn, is he dumb, or what!?" Rick is the kind of guy that makes Kinky Friedman look like a viable alternative. When Kay Bailey Hutchinson debates him, they should both be forced to wear their college cheerleading uniforms. Sorry, aggies, a yell leader IS a cheerleader.
Let me know if any of my views offend you or need to be explained.
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